Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets