Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"