True Jokes

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.


Wednesday, October 21, 1992


The local board of health closed down the Wing Wah Chinese restaurant in South Dennis, Mass., briefly in August for various violations.


The most serious, said officials, was the restaurant's practice of draining water from cabbage by putting it in cloth laundry bags, placing them between two pieces of plywood in the parking lot, and driving over them with a van.


Said Health Director Ted Dumas, "I've seen everything now."