True Jokes

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.


On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window.


Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light.


Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.


"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."