Travel Jokes

A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, "what's the problem officer?"

To which the policeman responded, "I stopped you for running that red light behind you." Just then the man's wife leaned forward from the driver's seat and said with a very loud voice, "I told him to stop at that light. But did he listen? No. He just kept right on going."


The man then turned to his wife and yelled "Shut up stupid!" The policeman continued, "And just before the light I clocked you doing 50 m.p.h. and the speed limit is only 30." His wife then leaned forward again and squawked "I told him to slow down. But did he listen to me. No! He never listens to me."


And again the man shouted at his wife "Listen stupid, I told you to SHUT UP!"


The policeman then looked at the woman and said "does he always talk to you this way?"


To which the woman responed, "Only when he has been drinking."