Travel Jokes

The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.




Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.




Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."




Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.




Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.




Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.




Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.




Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.




Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.




Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.




Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.




Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.