Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




She wears a pony tail to cover up the valve stem.


She worries about the calories licking stamps and envelopes.


She's a screensaver: Looks good, but useless.


Short a few cards.


Short-circuited between the earphones.


Should be the poster child for family planning.


Should have kept his helmet on while riding / playing.


Single-sided, low density.


Sitting in the right pew, but the wrong church.


Skating on the wrong side of the ice.


Skylight leaks a little.


Slept too close to his radium-dial watch.


Slinky's kinked.


Sloppy as a soup sandwich.


Slow as molasses in January.






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