Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Running U.S. appliances on British current.


Runs squares around the competition.


Rusty springs in the mousetrap.


S p a c e d o u t .


Sailboat fuel for brains.


Sat under the ozone hole too long.


Sending back packets, but the checksums are wrong.


Serving donuts on another planet.


Settled some during shipping and handling.


Seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way.


Several nuts over fruitcake minimum.


Several nuts short of a full pouch.


Sharp, like stone in river. Swift, like tree through forest.


She only packed half a sandwich.


She only schedules zombie processes.






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