Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Off by one.


Off his rocker/trolley.


Oil doesn't reach his dipstick.


On permanent leave of absence from his senses.


On the batting end of a no-hitter.


One bit short of a byte/word.


One board short of a porch.


One boot stuck in the sand.


One bumper/rail short of a bank shot.


One bun/donut short of a dozen.


One car short of a chase scene.


One card/marble shy of a full deck.


One chip short of a megabyte.


One clearance short of landing/taking off.


One color short of color-coordinated.






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