Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Not only rude, but ugly too.


Not playing with / dealing from a full deck (-- not even in the game).


Not running on full thrusters.


Not shooting pool on a level table.


Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree / light in the harbor.


Not the full quid.


Not the same since they took him off his medication.


Not the sharpest knife in the drawer / tool in the shed.


Not Turing equivalent.


Not wrapped too tight.


Nothing between the stethoscopes.


Nothing on her radar.


Numb as a post / pounded thumb.


Number 'n a hake. (New England expression; a notoriously stupid fish.)


Nutty as a fruitcake.






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