Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




IQ lower than a snake's belly in a wagon-rut.


It's hard to believe he beat 100,000 other sperm.


Just another flash in the bedpan.


Keeps his imagination on a long leash.


Knitting with only one needle.


Knows his sports, but his understanding is limited to violence.


Landing with his gear/brain up and locked.


Leaky sunroof.


Left hand threaded.


Left his booster on the launch pad.


Left the store without all of his groceries.


Leveled off before reaching altitude.


Life by Norman Rockwell, but screenplay by Stephen King.


Lightbulb over his head is burned out.


Lights are on but nobody's home.






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