Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick."


In need of a ROM upgrade.


In serious need of attitude adjustment.


In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy store.


In touch with her higher power, but out of touch with the rest of us.


Includes a "thank you" note with her tax returns.


Infinite space between her ears.


Informationally deprived.


Inhabits her own private timezone.


Inspected by #13.


Inspired the slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."


Intellectually/synaptically challenged.


Invented a pencil with an eraser on each end.


Invented a submarine with a screen door.


IQ = dx / (1 + dx), where x = age.






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