Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.


He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal.


He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


He knows computers... He's not fit for contact with humans.


He writes blank checks on a closed account.


He'd be in big trouble if his wristwatch broke and he had to


He'd screw up a two-car funeral procession.


He's a General Protection Fault trigger.


He's a man on a mission, but can't find his dossier.


He's diagnosable.


He's not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.


He's so dense, light bends around him.


He's so dense, the Titanic wouldn't sink in his head.


Hears everything that a dog can.






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