Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.


Has the brains of a house plant.


Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.


Has the IQ of a salad bar / an ice cube / three below houseplant.


Has the keen awareness of an ostrich in hiding.


Has the mental agility of a soap dish.


Has the personality of a snail on Valium.


Has the same talent as Dr. Doolittle.


Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.


Hasn't caught on that X and Y are relative values.


Hasn't got all his china in the cupboard.


Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat.


Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited.


He can only type in upper case.


He can push but he can't pop.






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