Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.


Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a camel.


Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside.


Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.


Couldn't think/pee his way out of a paper bag.


Couldn't write dialog for a porno flick.


CPU is always in powersave mode.


CPU not connected to the bus.


Cranial cavity filled with neutronic matter. (Really dense.)


Cranio-rectally inverted.


Cunning as a dodo bird.


Cursor's flashing but there's no response.


Dealing with him is less fun than going to the dentist.


Dealing with him is one angst worse than a blind date.


Deep as her dimples / reflection in a mirror.






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