Insulting Jokes

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.




Charming as a carbuncle.


Cheats when filling out opinion polls.


Cheezwiz for brains.


Chimney's clogged.


Clock doesn't have all its numbers.


Collects cards for Craig.


Communications with him is limited to ping.


Confused as a baby in a topless bar.


Consumes hard drugs as vitamins.


Contributes to collections like this one without searching first to see if their little gem is already listed.


Contributes to the population problem.


Could be considered a plant if he developed photrophic motility.


Could only be loved/missed if the minister read someone else's eulogy.


Couldn't balance a checkbook if Einstein helped.


Couldn't count to 21 if he were barefoot and without pants.






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