Kid Jokes

A wizard joke

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?

Out for the count!





A wizard joke

What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?

The smallest ones!





A wizard joke

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!





A wizard joke

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again!





A witch joke

Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark?

That's the time to go to sweep!





A wizard joke

What happened when the wizard met the witch?

It was love at first fright!





A witch joke

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!





A wizard joke

How do you keep a wizard in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow...!