Kid Jokes

A witch joke

What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?

Santa Claws!





A witch joke

What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?

A catastrophe!





A witch joke

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical!





A wizard joke

Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend!





A wizard joke

Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces?

To keep his trousers up!





A witch joke

Why is a witches face like a million dollars?

It's all green and wrinkly!





A witch joke

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the "w"!