Kid Jokes

A witch joke

Why is a witch like a candle?

They are both wicked!





A witch joke

Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?

She kept having Disney spells!





A witch joke

What did the witch write in her Christmas card?

Best vicious of the season!





A witch joke

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learnt to spell properly!





A witch joke

What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!





A witch joke

How do you get milk from a witches cat?

Steal her saucer!





A witch joke

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!