Kid Jokes

A witch joke

What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?

One make spells and the other spell makes!





A witch joke

What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?

A witch laughing her head off!





A witch joke

Why do witches go to the docks?

To see the bats being launched!





A wizard joke

Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?

Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!





A witch joke

What is an octopus?

An eight sided cat!





A wizard joke

Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?

He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!





A witch joke

Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?

She wanted to put some money in the kitty!