Kid Jokes

A ghost joke

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?

Because you can see right through them!





A vampire joke

What does a vampire bath in?

A bat tub!





A werewolf joke

Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?

Because it gave him eerie ache!





A vampire joke

What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?

Well fangcy that!





A werewolf joke

What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?

A where-wolf!





A vampire joke

What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?

Veinilla!





A werewolf joke

What do you call a hairy beast in a river?

A weir-wolf!