Kid Jokes

A vampire joke

What's a vampire's favourite animal?

A giraffe!





A cannibal joke

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels!





A vampire joke

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts!





A cannibal joke

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

''We thank you, Lord, for our daily dead!

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A vampire joke

What happened at the vampires reunion?

All the blood relations went!





A cannibal joke

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

''Oh no,not snake and pygmy pie again!

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A vampire joke

What did the vampire say to the doctor who cured his memory loss?

Fangs for the memories!