Kid Jokes

A ghost joke

How do undertakers speak?

Gravely!





A vampire joke

What do vampires think of blood transfusions?

Newfangled rubbish!





A ghost joke

What did the polite ghost say to her son?

Don't spook until your spooken to!





A ghost joke

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Ghoulash!





A cannibal joke

What happened if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water!





A cannibal joke

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?

He gives them runs!





A ghost joke

What do ghouls do when they're in hospital?

They talk about their apparitions!