Kid Jokes

A Halloween joke

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!





A demon joke

What do foreign devils speak?

Devil Dutch!





A ghost joke

What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?

Surgical spirits!





A skeleton joke

What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?

They had a rattling good time!





A skeleton joke

What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?

A dead ringer!





A werewolf joke

What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?

He became a wash and werewolf!





A witch joke

What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?

Broom sick!