Kid Jokes

A witch joke

How is the witches team doing?

They're having a spell in the first division!





A werewolf joke

How do you make a werewolf stew?

Keep him waiting for two hours!





A skeleton joke

What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?

A boney phoney!





A vampire joke

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he goes out to work in the evening?

"Have a nice bite"!





A ghost joke

Why did the ghost go to the funfair?

He wanted to go on a rollerghoster!





A cannibal joke

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!





A cannibal joke

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days!