Redneck Jokes

Redneck computer terms


BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods


BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern


BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick


BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro


CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps


CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in


TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker


CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited


DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers


DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer


FAX - What you lie about to the IRS


HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking


HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos


INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair


KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere


MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food


MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers


MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall


MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live


NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line


ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test


ROM - Where the pope lives


SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch


SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast


SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year


SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear