Redneck Jokes

You might be a reneck if...


You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.


You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave. You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber.


Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".


Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.


Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.


You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.


You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.


The bill is figured either in dollars or chickens.


Hospital food consists of picking your own corn on the roof.