Thought Jokes

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?


When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?


Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why do they report power outages on TV?


What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?


Is it possible to be totally partial?


What's another word for thesaurus?


If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?