Thought Jokes

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?


A single fact can spoil a good argument.


Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.


I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.


Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?


If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?


Is there another word for synonym?


Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?