One Liner Jokes

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?


If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?


When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?


Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?


What was the best thing before sliced bread?


If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?


If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


Does fuzzy logic tickle?


"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."


When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?