One Liner Jokes

How did a fool and his money get together?


Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?


Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


Why is abbreviation such a long word?


What do they use to ship styrofoam?


Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?