Office Jokes

What happens when people of different occupations get old.


- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.


- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.


- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.


- Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.


- Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.


- Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.


- Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.


- Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.


- Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.


- Old cashiers never die, they just check out.


- Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.


- Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.


- Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.


- Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.


- Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.


- Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.


- Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.


- Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.


- Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.


- Old garagemen never die, they just retire.


- Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.


- Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.


- Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.


- Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.


- Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.


- Old investors never die, they just roll over.


- Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.


- Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.


- Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.


- Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.


- Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.


- Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.


- Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.


- Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...


- Old musicians never die, they just get played out.


- Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime.


- Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.


- Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.


- Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.


- Old perfessers never die, they just lose their class.


- Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.


- Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.


- Old policemen never die, they just cop out.


- Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on....


- Old printers never die, they're just not the type.


- Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.


- Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.


- Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.


- Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.


- Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.


- Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.


- Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.


- Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.


- Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.


- Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.


- Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.


- Old students never die, they just get degraded.


- Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.


- Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.


- Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


- Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.


- Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.