Office Jokes

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk


15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."


14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."


13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"


12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"


11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"


10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"


9. "Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.


8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."


7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."


6. "The coffee machine is broken...."


5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."


4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"


3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"


2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."


AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:


"Amen"