Kid Jokes

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?

You slap him and he slaps you back!


What is the most religious insect?

A mosque-ito!


What has 6 legs, bites and talks in code?

A morese-quito!


What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!


What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!


What has antlers and sucks blood?

A moose-quito!


What is a mosquito's favorite sport?

Skin-diving!


What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?

A mosquito drops off you when you die!


Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!


Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!