Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.




Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.




Q: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an '800' number to order an American light bulb.




Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business.




Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark.




Q: How many Perot supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they all just quit and go home!




Q: How many Presidential family members does it take to screw in a light bulb in the White House?

A: Two, Hillary for her office, Bill for the rest of the White House.




Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two--one to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.