Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many procrastinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One--but he has to wait until the light is better.




Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building.




Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two--one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.




Q: How many managing editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: You were supposed to have changed that lightbulb last week!




Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. The invisible hand does it.




Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. "There is no need to change the lightbulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place. Recent surveys show growing confidence in the lightbulb lighting up again."




Q: How many Conservative economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter!




Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.