Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, bankers don't change light bulbs.




Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?

A: (Haig) One. Snap to it, soldier!




Q: How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 did it take to change a lightbulb?

A: (Bush) None. (Bush in an earnest lap dog voice) I resent that question. I've answered it before, and I think the media are keeping this thing alive. I think the American people are tired of light bulb jokes.




Q: How many Douglas Wilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: I don't know, he can't decide if he is going to screw a lightbulb in or not!




Q: How many Chuck Robbs does it to take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, Douglas Wilder broke his lamp and Oliver North sold his lightbulb to Iran.




Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.




Q: How many Dan Quayles does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb.




Q: How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.