Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?

A: Sigh. The Alumni pay people to do things like that for us.


Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the other seven.




Q: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?

A: I don't know, let me call my maid.


Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the other seven.




Q: How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?

A: All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate.


Note: Not meant to offend students at the Indiana University.




Q: How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?




Q: How many Japanese industrialists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three--one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb.




Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.




Q: How many tight wads does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a lightbulb still only lasts 1000 hours.




Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four--One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.