Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two--one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets.




Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.




Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.




Q: How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.




Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Note: topical to the Falkland Islands war.




Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.




Q: How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel.




Q: How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant "Fight Darkness!"