Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.




Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They assign the task to a gastarbeiter.




Q: How many Argentinians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine thousand-after all, it's *their* light bulb.




Q: How many Belgians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.




Q: How many U.S fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: No! You mean it was one of ours?!


Notes : Topical to the shooting down of two allied helicopters over Iraq.




Q: How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping.....




Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity anymore.




Q: How many West Virginians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, they don't have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia.