Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract.




Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.




Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 21 - one to change it and 20 to watch it happen without trying to stop it.




Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the ensuing publicity.




Q: How many polite, considerate native New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Both of them.




Q: How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.




Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards.