Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: "We'll document it in the manual."




Q: How many C programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they forgot to declare it first.




Q: How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?

A: 24 hours--3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries...




Q: How many FORTRAN programs does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 1.00000000001




Q: How many BASIC programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10 push bulb upwards:twist bulb clockwise 20 goto 10




Q: How many games machine programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A: One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in THEIR socket.




Q: How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: False.




Q: How many neural nets does it take to change a light bulb ?

A: f'(x) = delta Sum log (HOUSE) / d(HOUSE)