Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $100,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the work for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question.




Q: How many pre-med students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One hundred; one to change the lightbulb, the other ninety-nine to stand around wondering why they weren't chosen.




Q: How many medical students does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They are too busy propping up the bar.




Q: How many computer studies students does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They are far too busy hacking.




Q: How many maths students does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is.




Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Let's see: 2 A+'s, 3 A's, 5 A-'s, 11 B+'s, 9 B's, 21 B-'s...