Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.




Q: How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Will somebody please call house-keeping?




Q: How many house-keeping staff does it take to change a light bulb?

A: You know I only get paid $5 an hour to do this, and I don't know why I always have to do everybody else's work anyway.




Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.




Q: How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.




Q: How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Why don't you just let us take out the socket ? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later.




Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Only one, but it takes nine visits.