Lightbulb Jokes

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.




Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they ?




Q: How many hunters does it take to screw a lightbulb into a left-handed socket?

A: There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw right they would not be hunters.




Q: How many hunt sabs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to do it and two to clean the muddy footprints off the carpet and the chair he was standing on.




Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. It turned itself in.




Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.




Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.