Lawyer Jokes

Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?

A: A whine cellar.




Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?

A: Your honor.




Q: What do you call a judge gone bad?

A: Senator.




Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?

A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.




Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.




Q: When lawyers die, why don't vultures them?

A: Even a vulture has taste.




Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 10?

A: A lawyer.




Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?

A: Your honor.