Kid Jokes

Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!


Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!







What did Noah do for a job?

He was an arkitecht!





What's that fly doing in my gravy?

Looks like the breast stroke!





Teacher: When do astronauts eat?

Pupil: At launch time!





Father: You were absent on the day of the test?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!