Kid Jokes

What was that?

Went down in history!







Do you know the 20th President of the United States?


No, we were never introduced!





A math joke

Teacher, I can't solve this problem.

Any five year old should be able to solve this one.

No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!





Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!





What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Had a byte!