Kid Jokes

A math joke

I failed every subject except for algebra.

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!





A history joke

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!





A history joke

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!





A math joke

Teacher: Are you good at math?

Pupil: Yes and no

Teacher: What do you mean?

Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!





What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?

The juve-niles!