Kid Jokes

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.

So what's so great about that?

It's snowing outside!





An ideal homework excuse

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had




What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?

Lots of blood tests!





Where did all the cuts and blood come from?

The school went on a trip!





What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!